AFP (the French semi-official news agency): A press agency in charge of the Palestinian Authority’s external propaganda. (See also Reuters).

Al-Andalus: A terrestrial paradise; irrefutable proof that Islamic imperialism is a blessing for all, and that everyone adores it. Never mention pogroms committed by the Almohads and others against Jews and Christians, or the constitutive inferiority in which they were plunged.

Ambulance: A van covered with insignia of the Red Crescent. Its principal functions are: (1) the transport of terrorists to the site of an attack, (2) the transport of weapons, (3) televised exhibition (see: CNN, BBC, France 2, etc.) if struck by a projectile, and (4), if necessary, the transport of wounded (get false ones if there are no real ones at hand and arrive at the hospital in a real light and sound show, after having tipped the above-mentioned media). Never forget, more generally, the staging of Palestinian suffering.

Amnesty International: A Palestinian kills a Jew: what reasons did the Jew give the Palestinian to justify the latter’s act? Cf. Amnesty International report No 943/b/5 “43 good reasons”!

Arab: A victim incarnate of imperialism, colonialism and exploitation (see also: Bank accounts in Switzerland).

Arab army: A military body with varied functions: (1) to get crushed by the opposing armies, (2) to massacre the civilian population of its own country, (3) to absorb such a level of the GNP that nothing is left for the rest of the needs, except for the kleptocrats in power.

Arab policy (of France): A weak-willed reconstitution of a dissolved empire; post-dated disavowal of the battle of Poitiers; launched for General de Gaulle by the Nazi Jacques Benoist-Méchin; the art of having the French taxpayer foot the bill for never repaid loans to certain countries, with the aim of getting them to support the supposedly preeminent role of France in the world, while giving them weapons they are incapable of using. See also: Financing of French political parties. Finally, see: Jacques Chirac (financing of the election campaigns of).

Arab Press: Is to Arab policy what sewers are to cesspools.

Arab street: In English, rent-a-crowd. An idle urban population, always ready to gather; the appropriate police services then hand out the slogans of the day (Israel, the United States). By miracle, BBC and CNN are always on the spot where the spontaneous demonstrations are to take place (do not forget the posters in English, please).

Arab Summit: A group of paunchy, bearded individuals who shout a lot without worrying about content, provided that at the end Israel is condemned, along with the United States. They embrace from time to time without worrying about the epidemiological consequences.

Arab unity: A fetish trotted out at any opportunity while cutting each other’s throat; do not forget the rattle!

Arafat (Yasser): A circus character with remarkable talents as a ventriloquist, illusionist and conjurer. A killer without scruples. A great talent for acting as flypaper on which useful idiots got stuck.

Assassination: (1) An objectionable Israeli act; (2) An unsuitable name given by the Jewish-dominated press to the elimination of a Zionist slaughterer.

Assistance (Arab): By adding the Arab official announcements during Arab and Islamic summits, you obtain a total assistance granted the Palestinians since 1948 adding up to $794 billion.

Auschwitz: “The Germans will never forgive the Jews for Auschwitz” said psychiatrist Zvi Rex. In the same way, the French elites will never forgive the Jews for Vichy.

Barre (Raymond): An innocent Frenchman [a reference to his statement that the 1980 attack on a synagogue in Paris had also killed some innocent French people. [Article in French]. Translator’s note]. A civil servant for whom the defense of the civil service party always trumps any other consideration.

Baby: A future Zionist. A legitimate target.

BBC: “But obviously, you cannot seriously contend that Israel does not act like a Nazi state...?” An objective question posed by a balanced BBC presenter during a courteous televised debate.

Be-Tselem: An organization devoted to turning someone else’s other cheek.

Blonde: For a woman, the favorite hair color of jihadi candidates for murder, for Allah’s hour of gratitude.

Bôle-Richard (Michel): An incurable victim of eye problems: a witness of a crime where he categorically identifies the assassin as the victim. Has the optic nerve so damaged that he was hired as photographer by Le Monde, but could just as well suit Reuters Agency (see above).

Bomb: An anxious expression of vexation and various frustrations.

Bousquet (Rene): A methodical Jew killer, but he did not have anything against them.

Budget: What for? Are you kidding? Are we in Ramallah (Gaza) here?

Camp (Palestinian): Everywhere else, a “refugee camp” is a town made of fabric, composed of tents and erected on mud or dust. A “camp” of Palestinian “refugees” is not a camp, does not have tents and does not shelter refugees: it is a solid city, with streets, tall buildings, etc. It shelters Palestinians forced to be “parked” by their “Arab brothers” and swindled by Palestinian “leaders”. Mention only their pathetic victimhood. Cameraman, please, do not take too many shots of these buildings – it should look shantytown-style.

Capitulations: Beginning in the 16th century: immunities and privileges conceded to France, then to other “Frankish” nations by the Sultan of Istanbul from his domains (in the plural). More recently, the normal state of European-Arab relations (in the singular).

Caricatures: see Riots.

Chabot (Arlette): A TV personality (France 2); like the Army Chief of Staff of the Dreyfus Affair, is in possession of all the necessary evidence but will not show any of it, which obviously contributes to establishing her credibility (reference: Mohammed Al-Dura).

Children: Future suicides, if “Palestinian.”

Chirac (Jacques): A patient victim of a shameful disease (galloping Arabophilia with Islamophile louses); has just lost his immunity. A former propagator of odors [allusion to his 1991 allusion to the noise and smells emanating from the apartments of migrants. Translator’s note] who has himself become odoriferous. A transformer of the proverb: “money has no odor.”

Dhimmi: A status passionately coveted by Christians, Jews, Zoroastrians and other Sabians in lands conquered by Islam. Includes systematic humiliation, many prohibitions, interdictions and inferiorities. It is necessary to be non-Moslem to adore this status (“They are insane, these Rumis...” [“foreigners”. Translator’s note]).

Diplomat: A preparer of Middle-Eastern dishes for which all the recipes start with: “Throw: Israel in boiling water” (Var.: “in the oven”)

Door (finger in the): An instrument of the Jewish plot — it is the place where the plotter wanted to introduce the Palestinian finger, to hurt him.

Enderlin (Charles): A screenplay writer and producer of fiction. Able to transform the living into the dead; to reveal scars and make them disappear; to prevent bullet wounds from bleeding. A journalist of flawless objectivity. The professional model of Jacques Chirac and of French journalists. Possesses invisible but nevertheless overwhelming rushes he will show in 2019, the day after hell freezes over, owing to a clause agreed on with the actors, Misters Al-Dura father and son. [See the numerous articles published by The Mena in English. Translator’s note]

Fatah: A moderate organization whose creed (Al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades) is to kill a lot of Jews. Note the radical difference with the Hamas, whose objective is to kill a lot of Jews.

Finkielkraut (Alain): At fault. Make him shut up.

Frustration (often followed by “and anger”): An infantilizing condition attributed to Palestinian by victimologists. Elsewhere, human beings act on a political basis; they make more or less rational choices. In the territories, primitive emotions are supposed to determine everything.

Garaudy (Robert): A specialist of the great split: nothing anti-Semitic is foreign to him.

Gaza: Has the “highest demographic density in the world.” An inept but frequent journalistic stereotype. Official figures: Gaza, 3,823 inhabitants per square kilometer, Paris, 11th district: 41,053 inhabitants/km², Kowloon (Hong Kong): 1.9 millions/km².

Genet (Jean): The shortest distance from the SS to the Palestinian: treading water.

Hamas: A charitable organization; provider of social services for the Palestinians; conduit for Rage and Frustration. A sworn partisan of the extermination of Jews and of Israel. A fact not to be treated as anything else than a quite comprehensible rhetorical exaggeration on the part of the Victims.

Hitler: Did not go far enough. But what he did, darn! An object of boundless admiration in the Arab-Moslem world, which is not anti-Semitic “since the Arabs are Semites”. Let’s shoot another round!

Holocaust: Never happened. Did happen but less than the Jews contend. A great lie invented by the Jews to dominate the world. Cf. the great historian Ahmadinejad and the very great historian David Irving. See Sigmund Freud: “You never lent me this pot, and besides I returned it to you, and it had a hole in it.”

Honor (see also dignity): An absolute value that determines behavior at the expense of everything else. “The honor of the Arabs”, “the honor of Islam”. Requires, in particular, the murder of girls, not to mention the murder of others. Behavior always to be respected because culturally "authentic.”

Houri: 1/72^th of the spiritual reward of combatants. Guaranteed virginity, thanks be to Allah!

Human Rights Watch: Lies in vain, he who comes from afar…

Imperialism: A magical action undertaken remotely and secretly, which allows us to explain the chaos and the backwardness reigning in the Middle-East, and all the iniquities committed by the leading classes. As in: “It is because of imperialism that...”

Innocent: A non-existent category outside the Moslem world.

International assistance: See in the Bible the manna sent from Heaven. Here, Heaven is replaced by NGOs and international organizations, and avoids having to worry about constraints imposed by reality (budgets, deficits, etc).

International Community: An amorphous entity whose principal function is to condemn Israel and incidentally the United States. A “molasses” word in which thinking gets mired down.

Irving (David): A great English historian persecuted by the Jews.

Islam: A religion of Peace, except all the time and everywhere, for highly justified reasons.

Islamophobia: Not bowing before the slightest manifestation of Islam. To suggest, even in veiled words, the least relation between Islam and terror is “Islamophobic”. To insinuate, even prudently, a link between suburban riots [November 2005, in France. Translator’s note] and religion of the perpetrators is ultra-Islamophobic.

Israeli barrier: A supreme crime — divides up orchards — which in itself justifies the re-convocation of the Nuremberg Court.

Jeningrad: A frog that the objective media (BBC, AFP, Reuters, Le Monde) tried to turn into an ox [reference to the fable by La Fontaine. Translator’s note]. The frog exploded, not before having first served the Cause faithfully for a few weeks. The bovines are still bewildered: the farce usually lasts longer.